101 Ways to Truly Screw up Your Life

In a world that has over the past decade or so become increasingly obsessed with success and with all aspects of being successful the time has arrived to allow unsuccessfulness to make its presence known and to allow professional as well as personal failures and the people that makes these failings come forth to roam free and create an environment that dictates that they need no longer pretend that they are anything else than what they really are. In other words, the time has arrived to reintroduce some nourishing natural balance to the lives of ordinary people living in the western civilisation and beyond.

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Depending on where in the western hemisphere you woke up this morning, chances are that you will in the course of the next 24 hours or 1440 minutes come across and be exposed to at least a dozen television shows that will either portray the lives of successful people or give advice on how to be successful in various aspects of life, ranging from the financial part to the more intimate part such as travelling and health.

However, the television shows are merely the top of the iceberg. Underneath that cold blue ocean surface of information you will find hundreds of news paper articles and special stories in the majority of the large fashion magazines. On top of that we are bombarded on an hourly basis with commercials, ads and radio programmes that are devoted to special products that are designed, created and produced to enhance our chances of turning into successful people.

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Success is no longer reserved to a few of the lucky members of society; it has instead evolved into an entitlement that every citizen is required to pursue in order to be considered a well adjusted member of the respective realm. The consequences of not being recognised as a successful individual are, depression, multi bodily malfunctioning and an increasing number of people with feelings of inadequacy and fake smiles.

For the above stated reasons I believe it is time to introduce ways of recreating some balance and perhaps teach our successful friends and family members that being a failure can be both good for the soul and worth a few smiles. Being a failure should be a God given right and should not in any ways be considered demeaning.

There are ample ways for successful people to screw things up and hence recreate some much needed balance in their too flourishing lives.

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I have come up with an entire 101 ways to screw up life and I have for the sake of convenience enclosed step-by-step instructions on how to carry out these 101 ways. These 101 ways have in turn, for added ease, been divided into twelve separate categories covering aspects of life such as love, career, health, travel and business as well as seven other aspects, which make it a total of twelve if I take my left sock off.

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The point is to create some sort of semi serious counter-move against all the progress toward success that is being executed by various companies and by the moderately deceitful socio economic forces of society in general.

The blog is based mostly on my own life which I have been screwing up successfully for years.

In conclusion I would like to point out that only by a mutual effort can we reset this situation to factory standard and perhaps regain what is rightfully ours, namely a suitably portion of common sense and a slice of homemade raspberry pie.

Check out the categories at the top, or perhaps your right depending on how you view you screen.

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With warm regards,

 

Jack Tellaw